Adam Swift

Jan 9, 2020

4 min read

This Is Not A Resolution

I didn’t wake up on New Year’s Day intending to make any resolutions. The only times I’ve ever made resolutions, they have been made under duress and never kept for more than a month, maybe two, tops.

And then my phone told me I was obese.

It wasn’t quite as bad as the Google lady voice greeting me with a ringing, “Happy New Year, fatty,” but close. The family was planning on taking our (second) annual let’s go walk outside somewhere on New Year’s Day walk, so I figured I’d activate the Samsung Health app on my phone that I’ve been actively avoiding since I…