Adam SwiftTea timeI need to drink something at night when I’m not drinking beer. Otherwise, what am I going to do, just sit there and look at my empty hands…3 min read·Nov 23, 2020----
Adam SwiftYoung and DumbThe first time I got drunk was at a high school party the fall of my senior year. A late bloomer. It was either three beers and two wine…4 min read·Nov 22, 2020----
Adam SwiftSlap Fights and New Friends“He thinks just because I’m a skinny guy that he can push me around and get in a fight with me,” the bike guy said.6 min read·Jul 12, 2020----
Adam SwiftA Day in the Coronavirus Life of the Angry NeighborIf there is one thing the current quarantine situation is going to leave us with, aside from the obvious disasters, is a glut of personal…7 min read·Mar 27, 2020----
Adam SwiftWalk, Don’t ScrollThis is not a complaint about my job. It’s about my office; the actual physical space in which I am consigned to do my job. My office has…4 min read·Feb 3, 2020----
Adam SwiftLongtime, Last TimeI’ve gone over a year without listening to sports talk radio, outside the occasional game broadcast. This might seem like a fairly trivial…4 min read·Jan 27, 2020----
Adam SwiftLet’s See If I Make It Out Of JanuaryI love buying calendars and planners, even if I almost never get a full year’s use out of them.5 min read·Jan 22, 2020--1--1
Adam SwiftThis Is Not A ResolutionI didn’t wake up on New Year’s Day intending to make any resolutions. The only times I’ve ever made resolutions, they have been made under…4 min read·Jan 9, 2020----
