Adam Swift·Nov 23, 2020Tea timeI need to drink something at night when I’m not drinking beer. Otherwise, what am I going to do, just sit there and look at my empty hands…
Adam Swift·Nov 22, 2020Young and DumbThe first time I got drunk was at a high school party the fall of my senior year. A late bloomer. It was either three beers and two wine…
Adam Swift·Jul 12, 2020Slap Fights and New Friends“He thinks just because I’m a skinny guy that he can push me around and get in a fight with me,” the bike guy said.
Adam Swift·Mar 27, 2020A Day in the Coronavirus Life of the Angry NeighborIf there is one thing the current quarantine situation is going to leave us with, aside from the obvious disasters, is a glut of personal…
Adam Swift·Feb 3, 2020Walk, Don’t ScrollThis is not a complaint about my job. It’s about my office; the actual physical space in which I am consigned to do my job. My office has…
Adam Swift·Jan 27, 2020Longtime, Last TimeI’ve gone over a year without listening to sports talk radio, outside the occasional game broadcast. This might seem like a fairly trivial…
Adam Swift·Jan 22, 2020Let’s See If I Make It Out Of JanuaryI love buying calendars and planners, even if I almost never get a full year’s use out of them.A response icon1A response icon1
Adam Swift·Jan 9, 2020This Is Not A ResolutionI didn’t wake up on New Year’s Day intending to make any resolutions. The only times I’ve ever made resolutions, they have been made under…
