Adam SwiftTea timeI need to drink something at night when I’m not drinking beer. Otherwise, what am I going to do, just sit there and look at my empty hands…Nov 23, 2020Nov 23, 2020
Adam SwiftYoung and DumbThe first time I got drunk was at a high school party the fall of my senior year. A late bloomer. It was either three beers and two wine…Nov 22, 2020Nov 22, 2020
Adam SwiftSlap Fights and New Friends“He thinks just because I’m a skinny guy that he can push me around and get in a fight with me,” the bike guy said.Jul 12, 2020Jul 12, 2020
Adam SwiftA Day in the Coronavirus Life of the Angry NeighborIf there is one thing the current quarantine situation is going to leave us with, aside from the obvious disasters, is a glut of personal…Mar 27, 2020Mar 27, 2020
Adam SwiftWalk, Don’t ScrollThis is not a complaint about my job. It’s about my office; the actual physical space in which I am consigned to do my job. My office has…Feb 3, 2020Feb 3, 2020
Adam SwiftLongtime, Last TimeI’ve gone over a year without listening to sports talk radio, outside the occasional game broadcast. This might seem like a fairly trivial…Jan 27, 2020Jan 27, 2020
Adam SwiftLet’s See If I Make It Out Of JanuaryI love buying calendars and planners, even if I almost never get a full year’s use out of them.Jan 22, 20201Jan 22, 20201
Adam SwiftThis Is Not A ResolutionI didn’t wake up on New Year’s Day intending to make any resolutions. The only times I’ve ever made resolutions, they have been made under…Jan 9, 2020Jan 9, 2020
